6 posts tagged “funny”
6 year old asks "How much longer until we get there?"
An hour and a half, we reply.
"How long is that?"
Ninety minutes.
"How slow do I have to count to ninety?"
One count per minute, we say.
"Okay. ONE!... is it a minute yet?"
No, we say, laughing so hard that there's a distinct risk of running off the road.
"Tell me when a minute is."
She made it to "NINE!" before getting bored.
Kid #2, who is 2 and a half, approaches her aunt Brenda at the dinner table. Brenda is seated. Kid is wearing a shirt and no pants, holding a toy plastic Phillips-head screwdriver.
In her most polite, inside-voice manner, kid says
"Would you please stand up, so I can kill you?"
I have no earthly idea where that's coming from.
Some of the lyrics, well, let's just say there are some adult themes.
This evening, she yelled to me "Daddy?"
"Yes, hon?"
"Did your penis get diseases from a... Shumash tribe?"
Oy.
Well, for one thing, you can prevent it from looking up those nasty four-letter words... the screenshot below is what you get if you apply the preference patch and then search for 'f***' (without the asterisks, of course). So entertaining...
Early morning chat at work:
Rick: Hey, great job on booking me into that mediocre hotel. Really adequate.
Scott: Well, I found it on threeandahalfstars.com.
[I laughed really hard at that. Turns out that there is actually a band called Three and a Half Stars, from West Chester PA, and they own the domain... but the idea of a travel booking site that's "Good enough but not great!" was delightful.]
